You know you're stressed out when you can hear Mimes.
If it weren't for stress I'd have no energy at all.
Of all the things I`ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Usually I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several have attacked me at once...
I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.
A great education has made me what I am today-Stressed!
Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.*
Iíve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring.*
Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it. *
You know you should go to sleep when the sheep your counting start to hit the fence.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. --Emo Phillips.
"The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more." --Wilson Mizener
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." --Anthony Burgess
If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.--Yogi Berra
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." --Tommy Cooper
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." --Leo J. Burke
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -Albert Camus
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. -Evan Davis
An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.
"I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" --Ernest Hemingway
"I'd like mornings better if they started later."
"There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock."
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." --George Carlin
"If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters."