Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. -Robert Benchley
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
A conclusion is simply the place where you get tired of thinking.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.--Charlie McCarthy
If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a fool.
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."-- E.V. Lucas
The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A watched clock never boils.
Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back. -Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister
It is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. -Earl of Chesterfield
Someday is not a day of the week.
The time to begin most things is ten years ago. -Mignon McLaughlin
Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. -W.C. Fields
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. -Mortimer Caplan
Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -Franklin P. Jones
They lied, hard work has hurt lots of people.
If hard work is the key to success, I'd rather pick the lock.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
True procrastination is the art of putting a task off until it doesn't need to be done anymore.
"When I was a kid, I had a lazy eye and it spread to the rest of my body." --Glasbergen*
Laziness is only the art of resting before you get tired.*