If nobody's perfect I must be nobody.
I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My only flaw is that I'm perfect.
Remember there is no I in team... (But there is an M and an E)
An egotist has one point in his favor - he doesn't go around talking about other people!
Don't believe that sort of rubbish, unless you hear it from me
I'm so great I'm jealous of myself
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Save time... see it my way.
There are two ways to look at things: Either my way or the wrong way. (User Submitted-Thank you!)
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
He is a self-made man and worships his creator. (User submitted-Thank you!)
I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.*
Pearls of Wisdom
Rule two: If the wife is not right, refer back to rule one. (User submitted-Thank you!)