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Reply Jackie
4:35 PM on August 15, 2013 
I love this site!!! it's awesome. Keep up the great work
Reply kate
5:13 PM on June 19, 2013 
I love this site!!! Here's one you should add- I love my six pack so much, I protect it under a layer of fat.
Reply Susie C
10:26 PM on June 9, 2012 
Hey there! Just thought I wold share some more funny's that I found that might be good to add to your pages:
Do we just avoid risks in life, just so we will make it safely to death?
If a red head works in a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
My hamster died today :( He died at the wheel!
I'm on that new diet, you know the one where you eat everything and hope for a miracle
I changed all my passwords to incorrect. That way if I get them wrong the computer reminds me.
But on the other hand, I have five different fingers!
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
Wearing a turtleneck jumper is like being strangled by a really weak guy all day.
I'm tired of following my dreams. I think I'll just ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
Nearly went to jail today - really scary. These monopoly games can get pretty intense!
Condoms are that safe. My friend was wearing one and a bus still hit him.
I usually don't care what people say, until they start whispering!
I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction time
Stalking is such a strong word, I much prefer 'Intense research of an individual'
My road to success is always under construction!
Healthy alternatives are not nearly as satisfying as my self-destructive habits are
OK, so I danced like no-one was watching. My court date is pending.
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Just so you know, neither works.
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
Never underestimate the stupidity of an idiot!
I was suppose to go to anger management classes, but the people there just tick me off
I have to stop saying "how stupid can you be" because some people are taking it as a challenge
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't possibly store all this personality
Insanity doesn't run in my family. It's more like a gallop
I do 5 sit-ups each morning. It might not sound many, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button
I'm an acquired taste. Dont like me? Acquire some taste!
What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern tale? A northern fairy tales begins with "Once upon a time..." and a southern fairy tale begins with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this..."
Sad realisation of the day! Since I have passed through my adolescence and have not developed super-powers, I don't think I ever will.
Only in a maths problem you can by 50 watermelons and no-one asks you what the hell is wrong with you.
If Plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has another 25 letter, so stay cool
If you fall, I will be there for you. Love, the floor
If chocolate is the answer - who cares what the question is?
Reply patrick
12:08 PM on May 9, 2012 
kudos!!!love it.
Reply hyron
9:10 PM on April 27, 2012 
like it here:-)
Reply Skeel Simelane
11:15 AM on March 16, 2012 
i defnetly guts to be a member here...
Reply kadaysha
11:43 PM on December 5, 2011 
this website is hilarious!
Reply kenzie
10:51 PM on November 15, 2011 
when someone says you've changed, its only because you have stopped living your life their way
Reply hello newyork
9:05 PM on September 30, 2011 
Has anyone every called you stupid?NO? THOSE BLOODY LIARS!!!
Reply ryan
11:39 PM on September 28, 2011 
i never knew i knew so much...
Reply Moirah
4:40 AM on September 28, 2011 
Absolutely hilarious site. :-)

What color would a smurf be if you strangle it
Reply AletIllubself
4:37 PM on September 26, 2011 
Between me and my husband we've owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc.
But, the last few years I've settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.
Reply Bevin
10:37 AM on September 12, 2011 
Awesome; just what I needed today! Try this one: I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight.
Reply Dwayne Schulz
6:55 PM on September 2, 2011 
Excellent site, very funny and good collection.
You could add in "Oxymorons & Senslessness";

The thing with common sense is that it is not that common.
Reply Jazz
9:39 AM on August 14, 2011 
XD Some of those were hilarious, they should add
"Whenever you think you`re fat, just remember: Yes you ARE fat but can`t you at least be jolly like fat people are supposed to be?"
Reply alan berk
9:15 PM on August 8, 2011 
it is one thing to be thought a fool quite another to play poker and remove all doubt
Reply stacy
9:48 AM on August 8, 2011 
there is nothing to fear if we all run the red light together
Reply Jasmine
6:27 AM on August 1, 2011 
Great site, funny jokes :)
Reply james
2:06 AM on July 5, 2011 
You guys should add "C'mon life, throw me a bone. Im just a dog looking for his biscuit!"
Reply Illegal Immigration Statistics
3:47 PM on June 28, 2011 
Sweet internet site , super design , very clean and use pleasant.
Reply soypeSworyflels
10:47 AM on June 24, 2011 

I am new member, hello forum members .
Reply kknikkijamesb8
11:45 AM on June 16, 2011 
Awesome site from Pa Bjork
Reply Jhyde_00
5:16 PM on June 5, 2011 
These jokes are really hilarious
Reply Dylan Toshi
11:15 AM on May 26, 2011 
A bird in hand is worth $50 in the bird black market
Reply Dylan Toshi
11:10 AM on May 26, 2011 
Food plays a very important role in an Indian wedding feast!
Reply ella
7:23 PM on May 7, 2011 
i need something funny
Reply Rachel Gerdes
10:28 PM on April 28, 2011 
I love these! Here's one you should add:
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetary, people would stop dying!
I'll try to send some more in. Thanks!
Reply tyler
7:12 PM on April 26, 2011 
if at first you dont sucseed for the love of god dont try skydiving
Reply ruth vanessa dicken
4:26 AM on April 21, 2011 
oops 4got one more. they sed the world is coming to an end in 2012 but my yoghurt expires in 2013. so im safe
Reply ruth vanessa dicken
4:24 AM on April 21, 2011 
ur site rocks. the sayings r so funny. here is one 4 u guys. blessed is the man who expects nothing for they shall neva b dissapointed