Advil
You know you're stressed out when you can hear Mimes.
If it weren't for stress I'd have no energy at all.
Of all the things I`ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Usually I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several have attacked me at once...
I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.
A great education has made me what I am today-Stressed!
Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.*
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring.*
Sleeping Pill
You know you should go to sleep when the sheep your counting start to hit the fence.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -Emo Phillips.
If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.--Yogi Berra
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -Albert Camus
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. -Evan Davis*
An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.*
