NoNsEnSe
- I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
- I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...
- Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
- Constant change is here to stay.
- I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
- As I said before, I never repeat myself.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
- All generalizations are false, even this one.
- Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.--Albert Einstein
- That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.--Yogi Bera
- I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
- Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
- I can resist everything except temptation.
- You non conformists are all the same.
- I have decided to be indecisive.
- My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
- If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
- I might be a genius, but I'm not that stupid. --David (User submitted-Thank You!)*
- If you fall and break both your legs don't come running to me.*
- I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. *
- Don't look at me in that tone of voice.*
- The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.*
- Better to be crazy than to be insane!*
- Without geography, you're nowhere.*
- I am a deeply superficial person. --Andy Warhol*
- "If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!" --Yogi Berra*
- "Intelligence is wasted on the stupid."*
- Laziness is only the art of resting before your tired.*
- If you fall and break both your legs don't come running to me.*
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- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
- If ignorance is bliss, I'm the happiest person you'll ever meet.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are missing.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
- When in doubt, mumble.
- I may look busy, but I'm just confused.
- I smile because i have no idea what's going on.
- Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
- If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
- I am not stupid. Everyone else is just smarter than me.
- Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
- Being good at stupid doesn't count.
- The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.-Albert Einstein
- Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.--Albert Einstein
- I swear to drunk I'm not G-d.
- STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
- If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!
- Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
- Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
- I'd love to have a battle of wits with you but you appear to be unarmed...
- I'm smart. Its just random. You would be suprised what I can do at a moments notice.*
- Remember what you just said, because tomorow I will have a witty and sarcastic comeback... you'll be devestated then.*
- It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid. Than to open it and remove all doubt.*
- I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.*
- There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its if you argue with yourself and lose is when its weird. *
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